East Coast Trip..so fun!!

today, after dinner...

my papa suggested to go out for a walk...

all five of us..

as usual... i was the most excited out of the rest...
i just like going out as one big family...

anyway...
mama persuaded my papa to allow the dog to tag along...

cool...

but..
it wasnt tht cool when we were in the car...

apparently, the dog tot that we were goin to send him somewhere where he would nv be able to see us again...

so...
he used all his "chi nai de li" and barked....
from HOME to EAST COAST...
NON-STOP...
mine you...
is NON-STOP ok...

we just flipped in the cab...
so damn noisy and loud la...
his high-pitched-screeching-ear-piercing-intolerable barks...
drove us nuts...
anyway...
this is not the 1st time...

after a long LONG ride...
finally...we reached our destination...
it was so quiet and peaceful...
so dark yet comfortable...

so...
as usual..
we took many photos!!!


this is the first pic!!

LOOK!! mama and papa... papa's tummy is HUMONGOUS...
he looks like he can give birth anytime..
to fats and oil...
ok...fine..
me too ok??!!!
btw..
dont they loook loving??
after so many yrs tog...
20 plus plus i think..
older than me..
alright..
wadever...

nice...

this is the place i like...

i think this little concrete hut can hold birthday party...

and wedding dinner...

ok...

a small simple buffet style wedding dinner can??

i know too small la...

weddings for aniimal can ba??!!

my god...

the three on the right looked like lumps of fats clamped together...

my sister is the only person who is thin and slim in my house...

how come ar?

i also dont know...

for this.... we were trying to pose as Miss Singapore/Universe...

only my mama can make it la...

the three of us just looked like IDIOTS la...

one "cha yao", one dont doing what, one holding tummy...

*-_-"*



this is much better..

three pageant queens with the orange judge...

and a black accessory...

in case you cant see...

MR Leo is sitting on the floor...

sticking his pink tongue out..

gasping for air...

oh look...

like this scenery...

those are big container ships..

parked in the open sea..

heard from mama that parking in open sea is free parking...

not like our multi-storey car park...

still need to pay for the coupons and pay $$monthly to housing board to chop one parking lot on the 1st and 2nd storey...

the pathway to heaven...

looks long horh...
but not very la..

this leads us to the super long jetty where ppl fish and pitch tent...

and catch SONTONG...

i never know that sontongs can be caught one by one one...
shallow man...

BEAUTIFUL... NIGHT SCENE from the jetty....

that is THE CITY....

suntec...shenton way area...

oooo....blurred image...my favourite...the lights are so bright that it lit the sky...

making it looked as if it was super late evening...
so much energy consumed...

SAVE THE EARTH MAN!!

eh..

even though i am not the ambassdor for a GREEN world...
SAVE IT!

DAMN IT..

"whose muscular leg is that??"

"is he or she goin to step on me?"

" oh no... i dont want to die next to a sea..."

"save me...PLZ..."

ok fine...

i made that up...

the leg belongs to my sister...

dont know when her leg became so thick with defined muscle lines...

go out with CK too much la...

duhr...

apparently.. when we were in the mist of talking and chatting...

my KPO mama when to observe how some super-very-free uncle harvest SOTONG...

just look at their achievement...

need lotsa skill to do that man...

the timing and accuracy must be there...

need ample training and concentration....

btw..

they have really good eye-sight...

S'pore's sea is green in colour...

not the crystal-clear green...

is the "lao sai" green ok...

to search for sotongs in that kind of water..

wah..

need superman-eyesight...

i like spiderman better..

ok..

spiderman-eyesight...

anyway..

today was the 1st time i saw a sotong squirt!!

the ink was black..

literally black ...man...

it keep ejecting and jetting ink all the way till it "duan qi"

very persistant horh...these sotongs...

but..

why are blurr people called blur like sotongs leh ar??

nvm..

photos on the SOTONG MASSACRE.....

FRESH ONEs LEH....

the colour of it's body is no colour..

transulcent, semiopaque la...*_*

more sotongs...

the newspaper has dots of ink on it..

all those were from the poory sotongs...

but..

they very bad hor...

die le still want to dirty the place...*tsk tsk*

ok...

fine..

i am the bad one..

they suffered so that we can enjoy...

may Buddha bless all of your souls...

this is the HILTER for the sotong-kinds
ruthless, swift, bulls-eye and alert ...sontong's jinx...

he is the "ker xing" of the sotongs yaya-brotherhood

anyway..

it was really nothing much..

looking at sotongs being potonged on the shore...

the shore was stained with their blood...no.. is ink...

ink that they jet out when fighting like a ferocious warrior...

but...

will they ever win??

will the sotong king come and save his sotong-kind??

oops...

think too much...

anyhow..

it was about time to head home...

so...

i took more photos...

with my papa, mama, mei mei, and di di...

daddy and me...

dont we look alike??

i know what you are thinking of ok??

look alike bcoz the both of us are FAT izzt??!!

y?? buai song ar??

we come from the BIG family can??!!

me...taking photo with myself...

narcissistic can... you not meh??

oh..

hip mama...

love talking to her...

always so FARNIE and SARCASTIC..

i learn from her one horh..

not my fault....

ok...

me again can??

ohoh...

di di and me...

his name is K-K..

OK LA..

tt's his nick name..

chin chee is da name...

CC Loh would on his name tag when he goes for National Service...

dont you ever laugh at him ok??!!

i will slaughter all of you...

finally...

my MEI MEI...

she's HA-HA...

ok la..

Denise is her name...

same as my good friend Denise Tan...

love you gal..

both of you...

lastly... the final pic of the day...

did you realise that all four used the same leg at the same time??!!!

coincidental leh...

why am i not in the pic??

DUMB!!

then who to take the pic??

bodoh...

Donuts from the Donut Factory!!

kaoz!!

eng keat queued for a whooping 4 hrs to get 2 dozens of donuts lllla!

how can someone have such patience ar??

definitely not me man...

anyway..

it was worth waiting worh...

look at that!!! 12 donuts for $$11 bucks...

one around $1..

ok la...

but plus the waiting time...

i think...

if i earn $25 bucks an hr...

then have to wait for 4 hrs...

plus the donut money..

it is ard.....

$111 BUCKS!!!!!

WAH PENGZ...

ex man...

anyhow,

the double chocolate dount is DA DA DA bestestestestest...

my goodness...

double chocolate is in the middle row...most right one... two of them...

not lonely leh... they got partner...acc each other while sitting in the box...

acc each other while kanna eaten by us...

what a good life...

no need to work or slog..

and ppl like them...

you want to become a donut??

ok...fine....childish...

anyhow,

the donut was fried and a layer of white chocolate was spread onto it...

after that...

chocolate sauce was squeezed in a zig zag direction.. dont know ho to say...onto that white chocolate...

you know wad???

the piece de resistance of the whole donut is that..........

there is chocolate INSIDE the donut!!!!!

melted chocolate...

thick and aromatic chocolate...

dark and milky...

sweet and sour...(ermmm....not sour la...)

after biting..

that chocolate OOZZZZZZZZED out from within seh...

wth...

after eating it..

i cant stop exclaiming," wah... hao chi hao chi hao chi...."

"mmm...chao hao chi man!!"

"yao bu yao try??"

"BU YAO BITE TAI BIG MOUTH OK!!!!!"

ok..

i tan chi can??

wan that donut for myself can...

actually... i dont really like to share one lo...

ya...

ok...fine...

i greedy can??!!

wad?

buai song izzt??

fight la...

anyway...

apparently, it was so DAMN nice that my dog....

Mr Leo...

loves it...

there he is....Mr Leo...

ok..whatever...

so long as it is food...

he would like...

even with...little chilli...

ok...

joking...

anyway..

look at him...

white moustache...

old le leh...

but still very...TAN CHI...

like me...

just look at him....that hey-are-you-eating-something-now-ar? face...

hai...

envy him sia...

so tan chi...

still so slim...and fit...

anyway...

back to the donut story...

the donuts were from Donut Factory in Raffles City..

basement 1...

according to EK...

the queue was so LONGLONGLONG that they had to stand in segments...

so that there are big gaps in between for other ppl to walk...

crazy right??

wonder if i got a shop...

will the queue be that long too??

if i got my own piano school...will my students queue for lesson??

if so...

i will be the most famous and successful and rich woman in the music industry..

WOW!!

but...

anyhow..

dream...

for it may come true some day...

Three bitches taking random pictures on the train..in less than 6 mins

ya...the three of us who stays up north were kinda bored on the way home..

so, we've decided to take randon pictures on the train at marina bay station..

bcoz nobody la...





agness looked not too bad here....but i think i will fire that camera woman...

just like donald trump,"Illya, you're fired!"

nv ask ppl to get ready and snap...chey!





look at my face!!!! that's the "jie zhuo" of exams and stress and no sunlight and no life...

my poor face...

yaya...not as if i got very good skin condition..can??!!




eh...we were damn bored la...the train got nobody to look at of anything like that...so the camera became our new bestestest friend...



cool!! all different pose...

agnes was shocked that i became the " hei bang lao da" so much so that Illya fell in love with me...so much so that she wants to kiss me...

kidding only...




this was really coincidental... illya wanted us to pose formal...and suddenly...i think agnes and my face kanna corked up...can pose formal...what's wrong man..





ok... at least i dont so so hideous next to illya in the pic...i think next time dont take pic with her la.. make me inferior leh..btw..

she's a MALAY...

look chinese rite?!

i rmb the other time when we were in CO-OP buying ice-cream(she treated me too!!!)..the cashier auntie called out to her..

"xiao mei, ni mei you zhao qian leh!"

then, i started giggling...

illya replied that auntie(not me ok!)," huh? what?!"

so... in the end..i translated for illya...

wan to guess she nv take back how much??

i forgot oso..

quite alot i think...


anyway...


formal pic!!hai... really need to slim down...my face looked HUGE!!

ok...whatever...

yaya...same pics....

so...

it became so boring that ILLYA suggested that we do it the JAPANESE girls style...

pose from number 1 to 10...

using the numbers for posing...

for example.....

look at the following...

sexy number 1!! look at the fingers...

act cute number 2...

sorry agness...

illya dont know how to hold camera...

cut away your palm...

left only fingers...

paiseh...

nvm...still as PRETTY...

ohoh... the bitchy five....

ok... fine...

we fast forwarded here...

just like that AMAZING RACE...

so that we will go quickly to 10...

very tired u know...

thinking of all the poses for all numbers...

007..JAMES BOND... plus a "loser" on the head...

so this means..james bond is a loser...

haha!!!

not funny...

this is the best!!!

10!!

not becoz the pic is nice...

is bcoz..

finally pose finish le...

arent we good demos??

yeah...

anyway..

this did not mark the end of our camera-torture..

erm... this was dont know whose idea...

cut agnes away...

bad man...i think only illya can pose sexy...

agnes and i failed hands down...

failed totally...

see what i mean??!!!

nv bluff ok...

alrighty....

that marks the end of the marina bay stoppage...

haha..

in 6 mins..

we took so many pics...

arent we good or what??

yeah...

Hi!
my name's miranda

this is actually my 2nd attempt to blog...

the first was almost done...

and the comp jammed...

lost everything...

just like *click*that

damn..

but..

anyway...

let's start all over again...

Hi!

my name is miranda!

this is me..

yaya...not the typical pretty and sexy girl...but i am really blessed in my life..

many great ppl next to me.. great parents and siblings, and a great boyfriend...

mine u...

he is slim and sleek...

unlike me..

anyway...

5 of us decided to chill out after a tough week of exams and months of preparations.

we went to town for an interview with Recruit Express for temp jobs then headed to Swensen's for dinner..

that Swensen's, next to Paragon is opened for 24 hrs!! never close leh..

ok..

now i feel like an idiot..

the whole world knows..

except for me...

anyway...

this is illya and me..

ok... fine...

blurred image...

but i like this pic... i think my smile is gd...

oops...

ok la..

nah... the real one..

just hate taking pics with ppl who are photogenic and pretty

makes me look even uglier...

anyway..

how i wish life can be blurred like the previous image...

showing only the neccessary and wanted things...

eliminating or at least fading those that were not desired...

IMPOSSIBLE...

so..

to make this possible...

follow this formula...

subtitute life ...

with dreams...

then..

it will be very POSSIBLE!

no one cares what you dream of...

you are on your own..

therefore...

i always dream that this figure.. (and that en lin ar.. aiyo, nv see fats b4 izzt??!!! must look till like looking and animal ma?? chey!)

can become like......

this!

oops... wrong pic!

ok...try again...

this!

OH NO!! what is happening??!!!

ok.. fine... that was on purpose...

this guy is my CRUSH!!!

hIS's name is YUL KWON..

american-korean..

he is the ultimate survivor for cook island series...

he is clever de lo!!

a strategies and planner...

he as a degree in computer science from STANFORD

and law master's degree of sort... from you know whr???

dont know right??!!!

i know!!

YALE!!!!

my goodness...

will i ever meet this kind of man??

doubt so man..

so..

i thinki..

i must make sure that my EK can be like that....

sorry..

i just want to realise my dream as a Prof's wife...

ke lian de EK..

forced to take pics with me..

this is the best pic...

haha...blurred pic...

no need photoshopor anything... the blurry thing just edits it for you..

clever right??

faster..

say together with me...

"you r clever!!"

nvm..

back to the topic....

this is the figure that i dreamed of...

look at the abs... so well defined... not an inch of animal fats... so curvy... and sexy....

most of all...a clean belly button...haha...how to clean ar??

anyway...

enough of all this bodyshape thingy...

it was fun hanging out with these 4 peepz...

agnes, illya, jing yi and enz..

see...two flower-idiots... hoping for god knows what...

btw, the flowers were given to me and illya by two guys...

bcoz...that illya went up to the cuter one and thick-skin-ly asked for a rose..

apparently, they were promoting some JAPANese facial produce...

ex man...

anyway...

ya... thw two-flower -sisters...

unlike the three of us...

as pretty as flowers...

as hopeless as them...

sadded..

anyway...

all of us...minus jing yi...tried some hot pan brownie ice-cream thing..

forgot the name...

it was ok...

here, the pic...

looks delicious...

but.. it was ok only...not that fantastic... there is a lump ...ok... a scoop of ice-cream that tastes like butter on top of this piece of browne that was sitted on top of this really hot-pan. so hot that the botton side of the browne kanna "chao da" man...

anyway..

the whole thing was very buttery and sinful.. there was also syrup poured onto it...sweet and very sweet...

apparently, this pie was not as interesting as the way we eat it...

look at the following pics...

kaoz...

very nice hor, bitch...

wah illya...look at the gluttonous face of urs..."tsk tsk tsk" greedy...

lucky en lin.. nv kanna caught on camera the not-so-nice way of eating...*jealous*

this is the best....

apparently, that dessert was so nice that agnes dont wan to save the last bit for supper...she had to have to it there and then..even if it means to savage her palm..."tsk tsk tsk" poory palm...

anyway...

moving on,

this is the chocolate overload...by wong li lin and allan wu...

looks nice horh...

there was this super thick layer of wipe cream and chocolate chip at the bottom
the ice-cream was chocolatey and the brownies were normal...on the whole...i think is was so nice that the following girl, miss jing yi had to "da bao" some home...

look at the chocolate at the corner of her lip...


"uncle ah beng" pose while eating the cherry coated with melted chocolate..

mebb it was so nice that jing yi wants to share it with agnes...adding a kiss on top of that...

mymy...

spoils the whole thing sia...

wonder how agness felt...

disgusted??blessed??

look from the face...

anyway...

it was pretty fun goin out with these guys...

but..

agnes was my primary school mate, JC mate...and now, course-mate in uni... cool right?!!!

illya was my JC classmate and now, uni course-mate...

en lin and jing yi are our course-mates in uni...

great to know these bunch of ppl...

so fun and...FUN!