nice pic...
this is van and her new found friend ...miss jingyi...
actually, vanessa is quite spontaneous.. she actually agreed to do this pose with some one she known for only less thAN an hour..
jingyi and me...
me van and sister..denise
WAH!!!
wah!!!
wah!!!
finally... i could blog!! oh my!
apparently, the blogger.com was fault or sth for the past few days.. i couldnt blog..
it was such a big setback for me ok...
above all...
the most irritating thing was that..
I CANT GO ONTO MSN!!
oh my...
tt killed me... totally..
it feels weird not being able to log onto msn and stuffs...
the past few days...
i led a life of "misery"..
no MSN, no blogging..
so.. everyone in my house started to search for solutions to this abstract and intellectual problem(to me, computer stuffs are damn hard la.. look at my CZ results..obvious..)
finally.. my mother popped a question..
" got pay bills ma ar?"
and then...*click!*
we went to pay bills on the spot..
guess what??!!
everything went back to normal after one day!!
singtel is very foxy, crafty, astute and adroit..
it "cut" away our "way of life" to serve as a warning to us to pay our bills..
ohoh...cleverrr...
must learn from singtel ok?!!
anyway...
my whole point for blogging...
is to put up pictures...
and tell you a story...
story of a heroine...
ok..
here it goes...
on same day's morning, the same bunch of us meet up in the morning to go to Adecco(is that how you spell it??) for job interview..
on the same day, my sister, van and i decided to go queue for donuts...from DONUT FACTORY..
*yaya, jealous ma??*
so... at Adecco, we took many photos and chatted, as per normal, some crappy stuffs while waiting for that alvin guy to interview us..
so...
here are the photos!!!
no comments...
but not for the next one..
enz and me again.. digging our nose...
posing as Dominic..
this disgusting guy in NUS who takes digging his nose as his favourite past time..
ok.. i admit.. me too...
but.. i will only do it in the comfort of my own house.. my own oasis and sanctuary..
dont you??
but this dominic guy.. does it in public...
if it is in one secluded corner.. we dont care..
but.. this fellow did it in like...PUBLIC..SUPER PUBLIC...
EVERYONE COULD SEE OK!!
it was jing yi who pointed it out to us..
he would dig and roll and fling it off his fingers..
MY...*yucks*
can you imagine??!!
can you imagine??!!
what if it falls onto your head??!!
someone else's nose shit!!!
he is one big abhorrent and nauseating fellow..
he sat behind me on a bus trip some more ok!!
went home and washed my hair twice bcoz of tt...
damn it...
anyway...
enough of him...
this is van and her new found friend ...miss jingyi...
actually, vanessa is quite spontaneous.. she actually agreed to do this pose with some one she known for only less thAN an hour..
oh van... we what you are thinking of...
desperate for a man is it??!!! oh...
so adventitious...
even i was kind of...flabbergasted... *positively ok..*
anyway...
bolded AGNES'S name...
coz...
this is the only pic agnes took...
she cant go donut queueing with us... enz too...
need to go home to study for the last paper that day...
finally.. the picture taken before tha interview started...
finally.. the picture taken before tha interview started...
"ya.. cant see.. my fingers too fat.. covered half of the hole.. mind lending me urs??"
"ermmm..lame.."
ok fine...
no such thing happened ok... i wrote it myself...
anyway...
tt interview took around 1 hr...
after tt..
we went for our...
DONUT FIGHT!!
apparently, we queued for 2.5 hrs for 18 pieces of donuts for me n sis...
12 for van and another 12 for jingyi..
so...
2.5 hrs is a damn long time la...
and..
while waiting.. we potonged (means kill in malay... clever horh!!)time by....
TAKING PICTURES !!!!! *durh..who dont know...*
sister and vanessa...
my sister is the one in black...
i know...dont look like me... but we came from the same dark place ok??!!!genuine and authentic ok!!
anyway...
we queued and queued AND ...
took pics...
jingyi and me...
me van and sister..denise
NARISSISM is still our middle name alright..
taking normal pictures were boring and a humdrum existence..
so...
we took...
ten poses!!!
those kind which illya taught agnes and i on the train...
so..
number 1
farnie and farnier...
i actually find jingyi pretty disgusting in this pic...
look at her tongue!!!
my god...
so er xing and abnoxious...
number 5..
bitchy 5...
from this pic..
i really believe that i am born to be a bitch man...
it is innate...
i like both of their expressions...
the appalled and outraged look..
jingyi looks like that all the time in school..
especially when she talks about LEO...chin ho...
not my dog la...
van's acting skill is improving at an amazing speed...
how did you do it b****...
ok..
i will call it...
disgusting six...
look at the pic carefully..
we are digging all those possible dig-able parts on our faces...
grossed out man..
nothing much to say...
shoot nose, shoot you, shoot me...
the following..last number... is my FAVOURITE...
the following..last number... is my FAVOURITE...
jingyi is dardar best man...
i think no one can think of that better than her...
look at jy...
1 and 0...
cool...
peek-a-boo for van...
i looked as if i saw this really huge...
piece of shit on the ground...
and exclaimed, " aiyo...whose arse so big ar?? the piece of shit is enormous and jumbo!!"
*do this in the arrognant tai-tai style*
after this pictorial event...
we were damn tired...
so..
we started talking...
in the midst of talking..
two ladies who were standing before us turned and blabbed with us...
*talking and talking and talking*
out of no where, this group of kids came...
they...
jumped queue!!!
my god...
a whole bunch..really bunch... of them started queueing in front of us.. not directly infront...but...
a few pax before us...
we were..of course...no need to say... PISSED OFF..
SO..
we waited for the chance to fight it out with them...
the wait was fruitful...
very fruitful...
there were only 3 person queueing initially, but... out of no where, another 4 'charp' in..
can you imagine??
if tt 4 were to buy 2 dozen each, that will be...
4*2*12=96 freaking donuts...
plus their three frens leh...
96+3*2*12=96+72=168 FREAKING donuts!!!
my god..
we would have to wait for ANOTHER HOURS FOR THAT OK??!!!!
so..
the heroine of the story came in..
want to know who???
here she is...
my beloved sister denise!!
not tt ang moh girl la...
my sister, apparently, went to the counter and told the staffs that tt bunch of irresponsible, act-cool, immatured, never-use-their-pea-sized-brain, barbaric and uncivilised TEENAGERS cut-queue..
so..
there were cross fire among my sister and that bunch of kids..
two aunties went up to supported my sister...
JING YI also went up too...*she wanted me to put this line up...she show her bravery and chivalry*
but...
my sister is still DAR DAR DAR DARRRRRR....best...
ostensibly, one part...the greatest part of the conversation between my sister and one of ther girls, went like that...
"eh,,they all cut queue.. there were only 3 ppl queueing initially, and out of a sudden, another 4 came in " my sister told the staff
the girls replied,"SO WHAT, WHAT THE DIFFERENCE??? IT'S ONLY DONUTS!"
the uber pissed off sister retailated ferorciouly, " DIFFERENCE??!! THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT WE QUEUED FOR THREE HOURS, THAT'S IS THE(freaking)DIFFERENCE"
i added freaking in...
HAHA!
so...
that made the irritating girl shudahellup..
cool sister!!
you go gurrrrlll...
anyway..
i wasnt rigth nex to her when tt crossfire took place...
bad horh me...
but..
i was busy also ok..
busy taking pictures of the sunglasses below...
you know how much this pair cost??!!!
i dont know..
but i know that i cant afford...damn expansive la...
this too..
this too..
*nice nice nice, cant buy..*
so...
that incident taught us a very important lesson...
NEVER PICK FIGHT WITH AN INTELLECTUAL PERSON IF YOU ARE NOT..
you will lost...badly...
i know..
iam bad..
but it's true..
the former will have a better ground to rebute and refuke...
dont find trouble for yourself...
anyway...
we got the donuts while that 4 fellows dont...
ORBI QUACK QUACK man...
so...
donuts...donuts...nice~~~
savory and... palatable...ohoh...
anyway..
anyway..
tt's it..
long ar this entry...
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